Friday, July 6, 2007

President: "the general is doing his job."

CREEDON FEDERAL DISTRICT, Today, during a speech the president grew angered by press questions, especially ones regarding those of his son, the general of the republic's army. "he is just doing his god damn job." Apparently, work appeared to go back to normal for the president.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Co-Lime soda

HEY! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX THE GREAT TASTE OF COLA, AND LIMES?



CO-LIME!

THE LIME COLA!

SE Coast: bracing for late spring noreaster

Nantucket Island, Residents are preparing for a very strong noreaster. This noreaster, is expected to begin impacting the area late tonight, and for the next three days. already, it is buffeting the lower part of Peter State with 70 mph winds. The damage thus far, is limited to overwash channels on the barrier beaches.

Rainfall has been heavy over sioux island, as well as the island of Nantucket. Sea heights, should approach 10-20 feet. The storm formed on Friday, near Boston, Massachusetts. White Star Line, has cancelled its Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday departures to Southampton and Liverpool.

The Fishing Fleets of the cape and islands area, have been put to port. The navy, is continuously patrolling the area. Samuel Dewittbukater, Admiral of the navy, commented on the storm; "Whatever the weather, we will provide rescue to those in peril." The storm is expected to roll in tonight, possibly after midnight, or in the small hours of tommorrow.

Mayor Loopstra: We don't want them

Peter City Mayor Loopstra, current mayor of Peter City, said today that the Borough of Nassau, is an "unwelcome guest" to the city. The reason? former county government was nearly bankrupt. This lack of money, and corruption that created a rift in the population of the city itself, has created a "Cold Riot". Mayor Loopstra also said that "If Nassau County, is to split from Peter City, as it plans on doing so, there will be consequences." What those consequences are, we do not know at this time. Joseph Burgess, town and county commissioner to the state; said that "Mayor Loopstra, has no authority over what the county will do. He cannot make descisions I will make." Also in opposition to this, is former mayor Jahaan Ashfaq, he states: " When I was mayor of this fine city, I welcomed them with open arms, and all the children that were in the failing Nassau County Schools, were welcomed into Peter City Schools."

Kelly Stearns, mayors aide to Mayor Loopstra, commented on Former Mayor Ashfaaq's comments; "I do not agree, or disagree with him, I'm strictly neutral.




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